On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving Teacher Day gifts. The Florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and held it over her head, and said, ""I bet I know what it is....some flowers."" ""That's right!"" said the boy. ""But how did you know?"" ""Just a wild guess,"" she said.

The next pupil was the candy storeowner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, ""I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy."" ""That's right! But how did you know?"" asked the girl. ""Just a lucky guess,"" said the teacher.
The next gift was from the store owner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. ""Is it milk?"" she asked. ""No,"" the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. ""Is it soft drinks?"" she asked. ""No,"" the boy replied. The teacher then said, ""I give up, what is it?"" The boy replied, ""A puppy!""
-------I didn't do it! ----
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, ""Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. ""The mother exclaimed, ""But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"" The little girl replied, ""My homework.""
------- Short teacher’s humor:
Here are some short funny teacher’s jokes expressing teacher's humor.
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Why was the head teacher worried? Because there were so many rulers in the school!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, ""What did you learn today?"" The kid replies, ""Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.""
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, ""Hey wake that student up!"" The neighbor yells back, ""You put him to sleep, you wake him up!""
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could